Episode #03:

“Forget It Jake, It’s Free River.”

THE LONGWAVE HOME

Performed by The Free River Players 

Composed & Directed by d’Philip

Produced & Engineered by Griffin Rodriguez

Additional Production by Julian Chalmers

Executive Producers Kelly & Margaret Chalmers

All Songs Written and Performed by Checked Out.

  • 55 Burgers, 55 Fries

  • I Am Mark Zuckerberg 

  • Losers Only Punk

  • Tree Sap On My Feet

  • Wishful Thinking

Incidental Music by The d’Philiharmonius Orchstrange.

Dedication: 

This episode is dedicated to the human spirit that has guided our evolution for more than 100,000 years—adapting, enduring, and learning how to live together on this spinning blue rock.

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Check It Out! Soft Opening - 04.01.26

GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?

WANNA GET INVOLVED?

HERE’S HOW!

Every plan assumes the world will cooperate. But sometimes the melody bends, the timing slips, or the path quietly forks. Episode Three reflects on the art of recalibration—pausing, listening, and finding a new rhythm when the one you expected no longer fits. Because moving forward often begins with learning how to start again.

Featuring music and conversations with world-renowned local favorites, CHECKED OUT!

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